Lick Shots for .97 cent jeans

Forreal. As much as I hate Old Navy for their asinine pricing and sweatshop tomfoolery, I cant front. I found these jeans for .97 cents. I've already started distressing these but I got a long way to go. I sliced them up with a razor. Pumice stone is next. Im so proud of myself. Yay. Finally. One leg is before and the other is after. Ooooo I'll never find another pair of jeans like Theeus. So you better represent Cause my jeans are the shit. The bomb baybee. Bomb baybee.

I know I'm late on the wagon, but what the hay, hey, heigh?

 

In these receschionistic times...................

 
Its a goal of mine to use ALL of my lotions. I will not buy anymore until I do this. Compared to some I don't have many but I have too many that I havent paid any mind for some years. Actually a lot of mine have(had) different purposes but I wont use them cause either I didn't like the consistency or they just didn't work for my ashy ass. Like I got the pink peony joint from Marshall's for the low-low. Its ONLY for smell good purposes because its squirts out the pump like water. The French Lavender lotion came in a B-Day gift basket and is like water too.

 
I got some Jason's lotion in my purse that has gotta be 75% water too. Never again whole foods, no ma'am,  but Im gonna use every drop of that badboy. Victoria's Secret, jeesh. I don't see how people like these lotions. Its like quickie lotion. You get no lasting moisturization or softenizing but you do smell like sexy time for 15-20 whole minutes. You know, that Dream Angels Heavenly by VS does last a while but it sets off my alergies every time.  Its not much left in that bottle so I think Im about to so get my sneeze on. Oh that Banana Boat Faces PLUS(aw shit!) is actually the bomb, I don't know why Ive been neglecting this one for so many years. Yes years.  My hands are about to be SPFd out 24/7 once I get done with the Jason's. Imma try mixing that Jason's with some vaseline.....naw some kind of oil. SOMETHIN. I think it'd hydrate me better if I drank it, jeez louise.
Awe Snap, I surely forgot about the Cream of Nature hand lotion that came with some perm I bought at least 3 years ago.  Then I got about 3/4 Mary kay sample sized lotions that I bought from a friend when she was getting her hustle on. Anyway, Im gonna use all these joints.


This is really a vent because I want to buy some some more of this, but I cant justify spending 10 bucks on 3 oz. of lotion. It is the BUSINESS though. I might try to make my own abbreviated version to see how it comes out cause my heels were the bomb.  ALL day. Regular ass shea butter doesnt do me the same.  Anybody out there ever grind up their own mango seeds? How'd that work out? Still got all your digits? And that vaseline lotion (3 years old) ain't about shit for a playa (c)Arrah btw.

I really wanna talk about shoes, I do

But other random shit keeps coming up that I feel like I need to vent about. Like how  I only survived through only 50% of my workout DVD today with my Billy boo. I love Billy cause he whips my ass everyday and I love it. He be having some of the most extravagant outfits and every time I workout I notice somethin new.  He was touchin one of the girls on her bootie and inner thigh today trying to point out the areas to concentrate on. You ain't slick Billy! Of course that reminded me of Norbit.

So I'm in love with these shoes, right.

BAM!







So yeah, Very Volatile is the business. Don't mind my Billy Bands on the side. I think these sandals are called Katrina, Kantika, Kanisha, somethin with a K. Ill go grab em and update later. But anyway I love these shoes and bought them and have absolutely no where to act a fool in them. So guess what? I decided that all my shoes that I love that I havent worn yet?!......will be worn at the house. By myself. They are very saucy so I have to be careful of what kind of shorts Imma wear with em. But hook or crook, I will wear these with shorts. holler.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

This blog is going to be about random things about moisay for now but for the most part I love shoes and that's what Im mo be tawkin bout. Anyway, here's me and on occasion I have a tendency to smile.



This is my first time trying the wing thing. To be honest up close it looked kind of suspect. But I think I kinda like it. Thanks to youtubers xxTheIslandBeautyxx and FashionElites for inspiration. I watched countless youtube makeup vids to kind of get a feel for what I wanted. Hopefully I can recreate this with some other colors when I go out. yay!

And lemme just say these are my new FAVORITE earrings. GRWAOW.






I was debating on whether to say where I got them from cuz sometimes I don't like blowin up my spots but EVERYBODY knows about Charlotte Russe. I used to not like Charlotte Russe AT ALL. I always thought their prices were inflated for what they were offering......and then I discovered their shoes. I think I can only wear their sandals though, my feet are wide. ANYWAY. Back to these earrings. $4 and I don't think Ive felt this way about a pair of earrings in a while. I've had em for about a month or so and I just noticed when i was taking these pics that those are hearts on the panther's forehead. who knew. Or do I need glasses? All I know is I had to talk myself out of wearing these the other day cause they just weren't conducive to my ensemble. Oh, and don't know if you can tell from the picture but I have mini lobes and these are perfect. I lub them.